High Times at Lake Maritz. The Mystery of Mind-Altering Fish

Residents around Lake Maritz in Germany were left scratching their heads after experiencing strange reactions after consuming fish caught from the lake. After several months of investigation, the regional authority decided to test the waters for toxic substances and heavy metals, but came up empty-handed. That is, until an independent scientist tested the water for […]

Two Heads Are Better Than One. Superintelligence scandal.

The shocking news that has recently been reported by an anonymous whistleblower has the world in an uproar. It has been revealed that a secret laboratory, located somewhere in the subterranean depths, is harvesting and connecting human brains in order to build a super intelligence. According to the whistleblower, the brains are being sourced without […]

3D Printing: The End of Retail as We Know It (And the Rise of Fulfill-ament)

The rise of 3D printing technology in America has taken the manufacturing industry by storm, with many companies shifting their operations from China back to the United States. This reshoring of manufacturing is driven by the ability of 3D printing to produce high-quality, high precision parts at an affordable price. Previously, it was believed that […]

MOMAI: A Museum of the Unseen

Boston’s newest attraction is making waves, but not in the traditional sense. The Museum of Modern Artificial Intelligence, or MOMAI, opened its doors to the public last week, and visitors have been left confused, intrigued and even a little frustrated. MOMAI’s exhibits are not like anything you’ve seen before – they’re designed to be perceived […]

A Mind on Jupiter: CEO’s Consciousness Sent to Explore the Giant Planet

As the CEO of space technology company Cerberus, Jerome Malik had always been fascinated with the mysteries of Jupiter. But it wasn’t until he developed the robot “Malik” that he was able to make his dream a reality. The robot, named after its creator, is equipped with the latest technology, including Jerome’s own consciousness, and […]

Rise and Shine: New Pleasureware Device Guarantees an Arousing Wakeup Call

The new pleasureware device, called the “DreamRiser,” has been causing quite a stir in the tech community. According to the creators, the device is designed to help users wake up feeling refreshed and energized, using a unique method of stimulation to gently rouse them from sleep. The device is equipped with sensors that monitor the […]

Small Town’s Big Loss: A Town Mourns a Dog They Never Had

Last night, the small town of Millfield was thrown into a state of grief and confusion as residents woke up with vivid memories of a beloved pet dog that they had never actually owned. The cause of the phenomenon was traced back to a malfunction in the town’s “NeuroNet” brain implant chip system, which was […]

Haptech Tragedy: Champion Fighter Dies in Virtual Battle Royale

The UnrealXX event, a highly-popular haptech tournament known for simulating extreme conditions such as low oxygen levels and freezing temperatures, was rocked by tragedy when a celebrated haptech fighter, 28-year-old John Doe (social alias and gamer tag), suddenly died from a heart attack during the third round of the tournament. John Doe was one of […]

Block Party: ‘Buildar’ App Sparks Global Building Frenzy

A new mobile app, “Buildar”, has taken the world by storm with its innovative take on gaming and social engagement. The app, which launched a global challenge last week, allows citizens in different cities to collect, earn and use virtual building blocks to collectively build the first digital wonders of the world. With a nod […]